The contribution buys you an evening at home. No dressing up. No rubber chicken. No sitting at a table for eight trying to create stimulating conversation. No silent auction. No requirement other than that the time be used to relax and enjoy an evening without obligation. “Think about us…for a second or two,” the solicitation might suggest.

— Phantom Banquet by Kurt Harden

I love this. Buying yourself an evening at home.

Kurt, just send the invite when you get this organised.